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Je vais réessayer, je vous le promets.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLa phrase parfaite pour tous ceux qui culpabilisent de ne pas avoir de mauvaises habitudes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePour qui ?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pour toi qui as essayé de fumer mais qui n'y arrives pas. Pour toi qui détournes les messages de santé publique. 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