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Au bureau, en famille, dans la vie — tu es ce type calme qui annonce la couleur avant de passer à l'action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePour qui ?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pour toi qui gardes ton calme en toutes circonstances. Pour toi qui places cette phrase avant chaque conflit. 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